Do have a theme:
Don’t offend your neighbors:
When is a lynching an appropriate decoration? The answer would be NEVER!
Do have fun:
Don’t go overboard:
Was there a closeout sale at the Tacky Inflatable Decorating Imporium?
Do get creative with your pumpkin carving:
Don’t puss out and just paint your pumpkins:
If your mommy won’t let you play with knives, then get a grown-up to help you.
Don’t be clueless as to what you are trying to copy actually looks like:
I think those are supposed to be spider webs, but it looks like snow or an unfortunate cotton candy accident.
Don’t confuse Christmas with Halloween:
Seriously? A Halloween tree!?
Don’t fly a cute flag:
Just don’t:
Aw, what the hell is this!?:
No, no, no!!
I can’t stand when people confuse Halloween decorations with Fall/Harvest decorations. It’s either one or the other, people! There is nothing scary about flowerpots! Boo, my ass! The pumpkin isn’t even carved! Sheesh!
Here endeth the lesson.
You know, we registered at the Tacky Inflatable Decorating Emporium. Nice people.
Oh, and after this: “If your mommy won’t let you play with knives, then get a grown-up to help you,” we will closely monitor any time you spend with Isaac. (ha ha)
LMFAOROTFLCOPTER AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA LOLOLLOLOLSZZ!!!
XDDDD hahahahahahahahhahahahha lmaoooo.
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