halloween dos & don’ts

Do have a theme:

 Don’t offend your neighbors:

When is a lynching an appropriate decoration?  The answer would be NEVER!

 

Do have fun:

Don’t go overboard:

Was there a closeout sale at the Tacky Inflatable Decorating Imporium?

 

Do get creative with your pumpkin carving:

Don’t puss out and just paint your pumpkins:

If your mommy won’t let you play with knives, then get a grown-up to help you.

 

Don’t be clueless as to what you are trying to copy actually looks like:

I think those are supposed to be spider webs, but it looks like snow or an unfortunate cotton candy accident.  

Don’t confuse Christmas with Halloween:

Seriously?  A Halloween tree!?

Don’t fly a cute flag:

Just don’t:

Aw, what the hell is this!?:

 No, no, no!! 

I can’t stand when people confuse Halloween decorations with Fall/Harvest decorations.  It’s either one or the other, people!  There is nothing scary about flowerpots!  Boo, my ass!  The pumpkin isn’t even carved!  Sheesh!

Here endeth the lesson.