i think it’s time we see other people

I love you, Google, you know I do.  We’ve been through a lot together and you will always be my go-to guy when I need an answer to some obscure question or the lyrics to a song I want to rip apart.  However, there’s a new guy that’s been courting my affections and I have to admit that I’m intrigued.  No, he’s not as experienced as you and he still has a lot to learn, but that will come with time.  He does have one trait that you lack - he is direct.  Life is short.  I don’t always have time to search through the thousands of links that you say will answer my question.  Sometimes I just want the answer, dammit, without playing any games!  I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to yell.  None of this is your fault.  Sometimes a girl just needs more options.  Besides, he really seems to “get” me, you know?

I mean, I could really fall for this guy!  And, I want to introduce him to all my friends.  I think they will really like WolframAlpha (or Wolfie, as I like to call him) once they get to know him.