If Hollywood can’t come up with any original ideas, then why should I? So, here is my equivalent of a summer movie – the sequel to my post of Google search terms that led people to my blog.
And yes, that is a Star Wars reference and a Star Trek reference spliced together up there. Don’t try this level of geekery at home, folks. I’m what you’d call “an expert.”
When you look this good, you don't need to have good aim.
Speaking of geekery, how about this search term:
yes just yes stormtrooper
Sounds like someone has a bit of a fetish for the guys in white. Who am I to judge? (freak!)
And speaking of splicing together pop culture references:
Rebecca Black vs Jason Voorhees
Friday, Friday, gonna get hacked to death with a machete on Friday. You can file this one under “things I wish I had thought of.”
my husband hates me
none of my friends really like me
Were these people searching for help or just confirmation for what they already know?
i’m not prejudiced, i hate everybody equally
Ah. Confirmation for what they already know.
lol?
invisible rape
No means no, even if you can’t see her say it.
is ill communication ok for kids?
Yes. Yes, it is. Next question.
can google make decisions for me?
I’ve already proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it indeed can. Also, if you’re strapped for content (cough), it can provide you with grist for numerous blog posts.
goooooogle
Who Googles Google? And with six o’s?
stop asking me how to spell stuff
Sounds like Google just became self-aware.
i’m depressed about being gay
guys who take it up the ass
I wonder if these two searches were by the same person? I hope so. Just because you’re depressed about your sexual orientation doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still try to find a date.
pajama squid cuttlefish skeleton
Meth is a hell of a drug.
How did your twisted mind come up with invisible rape. It is is perfect. Beautiful. LOL
I can’t take credit for that one. Found it on icanhascheezburger.com. Go there. It’s funny.
I wonder how far from the tree the apple falls..
Oh, this apple fell right underneath that tree. But, then I rolled a bit downhill.
I’d like an Invisible Rape bumper sticker. I think this is a big problem in my neighborhood and I’d like to make a bumper statement about it.
P.S. Your mind is weird… I like it.
It’s a silent epidemic. Silent and unseen.
I’m glad you like my weird mind!
“pajama squid cuttlefish skeleton”
OMG I think I pee’d a little I was laughing so hard! You really get some golden search terms for your blog.
Yeah. There are no words for that one. I couldn’t make up something that strange and random if I tried.
Back when you did your first part I had checked my search terms and didn’t find many. I was still relatively new on the scene. After reading this hilarious sequel I went back and checked mine.
Oh… my… goodness.
While I don’t have as many outlandish ones as you I’ve certainly scored some gems over the past few months. I may have to write a companion post to yours in the near future.
I check my search terms just for the entertainment value alone. Who are these people? And I wonder what they think when the stumble on my blog?
I thought Google already was self aware.
Google is Skynet.
I think the thing about spelling stuff is just the universe understanding the fact that you (admittedly) can’t spell – either that or Google just know a litte too much about you!
I think that Google knows too much about us all!
Hilarious! I’m so jealous of your search terms. Term envy.
It probably says a lot about my content that such random terms are used to find my blog. Don’t be jealous. It’s not a good color for you.
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HA! This cracked me up! Sorry Google … I totally use you to check my spelling.
I would sound like a complete idiot without Google.
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