I think we’ve all had about enough of me for one year, don’t you?
You can admit it.
So, for the sake of our relationship, I think I need to take a break.
Shh, shhhh. It’s not you. It’s me. Shh.
The break won’t be long.
Just a couple weeks.
On January 1st, I will be back with shiny, new content.
Here, have a tissue.
I hope that this absence makes your heart grow fonder. It would suck if after I come back you are all like, “And who are you, again?”
You’re not that fickle, are you?
I didn’t think so.
That’s why I like you.
I hope you all have a very happy last couple weeks of December doing whatever it is you do during that time of year. Even if it is just rocking slowly in a dark corner while you nurse on a bottle of vodka. Or, heaven forbid, spending time with your family (that’s a joke, don’t send me letters).
See you next year, everyone!