aaaaand . . . scene

I think we’ve all had about enough of me for one year, don’t you?
It’s okay.
You can admit it.

So, for the sake of our relationship, I think I need to take a break.
Shh, shhhh.  It’s not you.  It’s me.  Shh.

The break won’t be long.
Just a couple weeks.
On January 1st, I will be back with shiny, new content.
I promise.
Here, have a tissue.

I hope that this absence makes your heart grow fonder.  It would suck if after I come back you are all like, “And who are you, again?”
You’re not that fickle, are you?
I didn’t think so.
That’s why I like you.

I hope you all have a very happy last couple weeks of December doing whatever it is you do during that time of year. Even if it is just rocking slowly in a dark corner while you nurse on a bottle of vodka.  Or, heaven forbid, spending time with your family (that’s a joke, don’t send me letters).

See you next year, everyone!

 

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38 thoughts on “aaaaand . . . scene

  1. You’re not replying to any of these comments. You really are gone until January! Well, give your finger tips a rest and thanks for the dozens of good laughs you gave me this year Amy. You’re my favourite blogger.

    • I’m not totally gone, yet. My “day job” got in the way, that’s all.
      Thank you for being my biggest fan, Doug! (even if you get paid for it)

      And, yes, I noticed the superfluous “u” in “favourite.” Luckily, I had my Canadian to English Dictionary handy.

  2. Alright, twit, just for that I’m coming up. And, I’m bringing the dog. Of course you already knew that didn’t you.

    And by the way “hoody Hoo” our whole family sits in the corner passing a bottle of vodka just so we can endure the holidays.

    Have a great holiday season all you blog followers, no matter how you celebrate.

    PS Doug no checks til next year.

  3. Happy Halloween, Amy! I say that because – well, I know how you feel about Christmas.
    I’ll miss stalking – er – reading your posts, and I’ll do my best to refrain myself from flying out of the gate to greet you when you return. (My resolution for the new year is to try being subtle.)
    See ya later!

    • Happy Halloween to you, too!
      And I love blog stalkers. They make me feel so loved. When they find out where I live and hide out in my bushes, I get nervous.

  4. My tissue is already snot-filled, too limp to wave you off!

    I decided to turn my ‘exit’ into a break, as well, until I get some things worked out. See you back around these here parts come 2012…

  5. Well, I can’t bitch about it too much. I dropped out for 2 weeks just 2 weeks ago, and I didn’t even warn anyone. Sometimes life just gets between you and the keyboard. I say “Go for it” with lust and abandonment and all the other good things that come with holidays, family and a full bar. See you back here in Janeeairy!

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