Here are a few of my favorite posts. To read them is to know me, and to know me is to be concerned and shake your head a lot.
Siberian husky and alligators in Alabama
Portrait of the Artist as a Raving Looney
When Ends Meet – Johnny’s Gone
Sycophantex – take one and get a life
Meditations on infidelity and gasoline
How my step-father almost died in his homeland and nobody cared (this post makes me sound like a raging bitch from hell, but if you read the post above this one, you will know why I was so callous)
If looks could kill or how I got a new suitcase
Read this if you want to know where the arrow through the head sight gag came from (who doesn’t, right?)
Here’s where I rip the song Paralyzer a new one
Holding my breath (about wanting to just fit in)
Stayin’ positive (work rants)
How I finally learned how to cook and why it took me so long
Don’t hate me because I’m eco-aware
How I felt after I sold my first story (not what I expected)
When, exactly, was I supposed to grow up?
It will be really frightening when it’s gone (favorite childhood Halloween memory)
Why I write even though it’s torture sometimes
Boxed in, like cheap wine (more work rants)
Sorry I elbowed you in the jaw (same side seaters)
Breakfast will never be the same (Batter Blaster!)
Is a little less death too much to ask?
How to write the world’s best blog
Do NOT try this at home (do it yourself euthanasia)
Puttin’ the “low” in Halloween
Magic washcloth (the MRI story)
The one where I had an alien baby
How I almost became a wanted felon on my honeymoon
You know it’s gonna be an interesting week when CNN calls your mom
The Hordt - fiction
The Box - fiction
Cubicle is just another word for cage - fiction
It’s a cookbook! A cookbook! - truth that is stranger than fiction
Snatch & Grab - fiction
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