This is a repository for all those retro ads with my very inappropriate captions. I will add new ones as they are created.
All ads were found at Plan 59.






This is a repository for all those retro ads with my very inappropriate captions. I will add new ones as they are created.
All ads were found at Plan 59.






when r u going to upload some of your personal artwork?
This is an awesome page! Good stuff!
Aw, thanks!
that is hours and hours of endless fun. i just cried. literally tears streaming down my face. hysterical.
You are seriously going to inflate my ego to the point that I will be impossible to be around. I’m not asking you to stop, just letting you know.
Thank you!
Hilarious. Dark. Sarcastic. Perfection. I love them all.
Aw. Thank you!
This page is friggin’ mint. Yes, I said mint.
Thank you! And thanks for stopping by!
oh wow….i love all the retro ads. great stuff!
Thanks so much!
Looooooooooooooooooove!
Wow. How many o’s is that? That’s a lotta love! Thank you!
Why so many ginger kids? lol
I think all kids were ginger in the 1950′s.
I was thinking the exact same thing…made me feel the need to rewatch the South Park episode of the same name. Great stuff, Amy.
Lol quite possibly! I’m a ginger myself and how I do love it from time to time, I whole-heartedly hope my kid doesn’t suffer the affliction on the basis of all little children are bloodthirsty bastards and pick on anything remotely different!
Ever watched a little animated show called Recess? All little children are exactly as they depict them on there. The Kindergarten kids that is… Little savages *mumbles incoherently*
I never understood why red-heads are targeted so often. I was alway jealous of little girls with red hair and pale skin when I was a kid. I thought it was so pretty.
I’ve never seen the show, but I do know that children can be savages. Even if your child doesn’t have red hair, I’m sure that the kids will find something to pick on. They always do!
Hey there is very cool retro pic you might like here
http://thedailywh.at/post/1348578441/late-links-former-surgeon-general-joycelyn
“My lips are for blowing” – Ha! I really hope that’ something was lost in translation.
I was laughing all along, but I almost hurt myself on the one with the ‘green pea vomit’ on a plate! I’m glad I found my way to your blog. You’ve got quite a way with words!
That pea vomit one was a special commission for my sister. She hates green peas with a vengenance.
I’m glad you found your way over here, too. Thanks!
Greatness. Greatness I tell you. Were all of the captions written by you? If so, it’s an absolute work of sheer genius, but if not, they’re still pretty damn hilarious.
Yes, the captions are all my own. Glad you enjoyed them!!
I just came across this and it’s just hilarious! Good times.
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed ‘em.
Very funny! I’ve forwarded the link.
Jerry in SC
Thanks for the forward! Unless it was to the authorities, that is.
These are definitely Wicked Amy
lol
well I like them anyway, and by the
look of all these comments so does
everyone else that passes by here,
now how about some of those, erm
fingers on sticks for supper?
Androgoth
Glad you liked them! I’ve been posting new ones on a separate tumblr blog if you’d like to see more: http://retrofun.tumblr.com/
Hilarious Amy. I’m cracking up
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LOVE … “There’s your problem.”
The simplest ones are always the funniest. Thanks!
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Fantastic! These should be made into greeting cards.
Thank you! If someone wanted to pay me for them, I wouldn’t turn down their money.