Work weary, you walk into the house and are greeted by softly playing music and dimmed lights. The dining room table is set with silver, china and flickering candles. A tall glass of champagne is offered and you accept.
“What’s all this for,” you ask.
“Celebrating, of course,” is the cheerful answer.
“And the occasion?”
“You don’t remember?”
You try to stall by sipping the champagne. Your silence betrays your ignorance.
“I can’t believe you don’t remember.” A quivering lip, a hitching cry, angry footfalls then a slamming door. You are alone with your confusion. Something in the oven sure smells good, though.
Okay, I’ll forgive you for not remembering. One year ago today, I created this blog. They grow up so fast, don’t they? Here’s what I have to show for my first year of bloggy goodness:
Number of posts: 104 (including this one)
Number of comments: 74
Number of views: 2,335
Most views in one day: 74 on 8/16/07
Most popular posts: fun with retro advertisements (105 views) and have a sarcastic christmas (100 views) – you guys love when I goof on those ads, don’t you?
All in all, more than I was expecting, but I didn’t really have many expectations. Now I do, though. I’ll definitely post more, and maybe my view counts will increase as a result. I do believe in quality over quantity, so I will not sacrifice one for the other.
Thank you for everyone for taking the time to visit me here and leave your comments. I hope I can continue to be worthy of your time for another year.

