this is not the blog you’re looking for part 2: the wrath of google

If Hollywood can’t come up with any original ideas, then why should I?  So, here is my equivalent of a summer movie – the sequel to my post of Google search terms that led people to my blog

And yes, that is a Star Wars reference and a Star Trek reference spliced together up there.  Don’t try this level of geekery at home, folks.  I’m what you’d call “an expert.” 

When you look this good, you don't need to have good aim.

Speaking of geekery, how about this search term:
yes just yes stormtrooper
Sounds like someone has a bit of a fetish for the guys in white.  Who am I to judge? (freak!)

And speaking of splicing together pop culture references:
Rebecca Black vs Jason Voorhees
Friday, Friday, gonna get hacked to death with a machete on Friday.  You can file this one under “things I wish I had thought of.”  

my husband hates me
none of my friends really like me
Were these people searching for help or just confirmation for what they already know? 

i’m not prejudiced, i hate everybody equally
Ah.  Confirmation for what they already know.

lol?

invisible rape
No means no, even if you can’t see her say it. 

is ill communication ok for kids?
Yes.  Yes, it is.  Next question.

can google make decisions for me?
I’ve already proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it indeed can.  Also, if you’re strapped for content (cough), it can provide you with grist for numerous blog posts.

goooooogle
Who Googles Google?  And with six o’s? 

stop asking me how to spell stuff
Sounds like Google just became self-aware. 

i’m depressed about being gay
guys who take it up the ass
I wonder if these two searches were by the same person?  I hope so.  Just because you’re depressed about your sexual orientation doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still try to find a date. 

pajama squid cuttlefish skeleton
Meth is a hell of a drug.