Yep. It’s time for another search term round-up here at the FIOD corral. So, straighten your Stetson and sharpen your spurs ’cause this filly’s a feisty one. And, if any of you fellas are ridin’ bare-back under your chaps, you’re at the wrong rodeo.
However, whoever found me with these search terms ended up in the right place:
sarcastic Christmas lyrics
sarcastic remarks about Christmas
sarcastic Christmas list
sarcastic Christmas pictures
I have these Christmas-themed retro ads to thank for those searches.
Then someone had to go and ask:
can you use sarcastically in a sentence
Puh-leeze! I can sarcastically use sarcastically in a sentence. I work in sarcasm the way other artists may work in oils or clay. (Bonus points if you know this movie reference. Yes, I’m being sarcastic. There are no “points.”)
Then, as is often the case, things take a turn for the weird.
man gets attacked by flying toast – Toast can smell fear, you know.
suck a cork and massage a grape at the same time – I think you may want to follow the ass-less chaps fellas out of here.
happy person with drill – That’s much better than sad person with a drill, let me tell ya.
mad baby seals - But, they’re so cute when they’re angry! They get mad when you say that, by the way. Which just makes them cuter!
whispy ambigram – Is this some sort of pretentious new age Enya cover band or something? They can go on tour with Feathery Palindrome and Misty Spoonerism. (I think I new a girl in high school named Misty Spoonerism.)
just add a kid – What is the best way to ruin your life, Alex? (Aw, stop it! I’m just joking. Geesh!)
grandpa’s soggy balls – I quadruple-dog-dare any of you to do a Google image search of this. At work. On your boss’s computer.
kitten kills a retard – I . . . umm . . .uhh . . . Okay, internet. You win, man. You win.
::holds up hands and backs slowly out of the room::
As with most sequels, you may want to start at the beginning:
This is Not the Blog You’re Looking For
This is Not the Blog You’re Looking For Part 2: The Wrath of Google