At the start of every month, I am constructing a paper zombie pal from my awesome 2011 Zombie calendar. I post a picture and a silly little story starring my new undead friend on the front page of my blog. However, I thought it would also be nice to corral them all in the same place (last thing you want is errant zombies wandering around).
Click on the picture to go to the original post and read the story.












Bless you! You’re everything a zombie fan should be, hence why you’re one of my first victims.
This answers my question as to where all the zombies come from…I am partial to the gangrene-green Doberman watch dog. He would make a fine desk mascot.
STILL, I think my little Jerry would just chew a hole in the side of his neck and live inside of Gangrene Dog’s body.
I used to own pet rats (great pets!) so I know that your little Jerry could chew through my paper zombie army faster than you could say “swiss cheese!”
I saw this and immediately thought of you. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/e557/?pfm=Search&t=garden%20zombie
Now you can expand your passion into the garden…

~Aimee
That’s awesome! Now if only I could find someone to shell out $90 bucks to get it for me.
Thanks!
Actually I wouldn’t mind them walking around
in my Space and by the way, you have a wicked
talent there my friend… Nice and Ghoulish
Androgoth
They keep me company at work even though they don’t care much for conversation. Thanks!
Perhaps some larger versions would be excellent for Halloween, especially the Zombie Nurse creation
Androgoth
A lot of guys really like that nurse. I wonder why???
I’m thinking that, if you can’t find another calendar, then you should just write stories about us! I volunteer, but I want to not die. Or become a zombie. So you would have to write me with more spine (still inside my body) than I actually have. And more brains (still inside). And better hair. And maybe an awesome catch-phrase that I use when I dispatch a zombie with my tooth brush.
Oh, and some kick-ass boots. *sigh* I’ve never owned kick-ass boots before.
No matter how desperate I get, I will never resort to turning people into zombies just so I’ll have something to write about. You have my word. Now writing stories about tooth brush wielding zombie killers, I can get behind! Kick-ass boots for everyone!
And better hair!
Yes, yes. Sorry, forgot about the hair.
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I found your blog via Spectrum Woman and I am so in love with these. I want to make them myself, and decorate my desk with them. They’re amazing.
Thank you! I love them, too! I look forward to making a new one every month. You may still be able to find the 2010 calendar on-line somewhere.
Thanks for stopping by!
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Awesome! You rock Amy.
I try. I try.
Thanks, Clay!
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